allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

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Sometimes I like to tease

  • Me: ....Daddy?
  • Daddy: Yes, my little one?
  • Me: You're at college, right?
  • Daddy: Yes, darling I am. Just waiting for classes to start.
  • Me: So you're in public, correct?
  • Daddy: [slightly wary] Yes, I am. Why do you ask?
  • Me: No reason, I was just confirming my thoughts is all.
  • Daddy: O....k.
  • Me: And I just wanted to let you know that the thought of me pushing you onto the bed while I wear nothing but black boyshorts, a white tank top that's riding up my waist, and some pale pink socks just ran through my mind.
  • Daddy: Oh dear, please not now, babygirl!
  • Me: What are you talking about? [giggle] I wouldn't do anything too naughty. I'd just crawl over your figure until my lips could reach your collarbone and neck and then straddle you and roll my hips against you as our lips meet in a passionate flurry. You could even palm my soft, round ass and lightly dig your nails into it. I don't know.
  • Daddy: [groans slightly] Don't you dare say another word.
  • Me: And maybe you'd be so excited while I scrape my nails along your back as I pull of your shirt, mine discarded as well, that you just push my undies to the side and push two fingers deep in me?
  • Daddy: [chuckles loudly to hide his public arousal] There are people sitting next to me, my love.
  • Me: [dropping my voice ever so slightly to sound sexier] And my nipples would be so close to your face and I'd jokingly pant out "Mmmmm would you like a taste Daddy?" And you'd laugh and reply with "I don't have to ask permission to taste what's mine." Then you'd take my nipple into your mouth and make me feel soooooo good, hmmm Daddy?
  • Daddy: God, what I'd do if you were here.
  • Me: Whoops, I have to be up in 5 hours! [playfully] Enjoy your day, Daddy!
  • Daddy: God dammit! Bye little one. I'll remember this.

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roseyjehan:

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT

(Source: sandandglass)

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"George, I’ve always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement."

(Source: oblivates)

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fairycemetery:

pigbaby:

I’m not very good at makeup (or hair) but these eye shadows are MAGICAL

❤

fairycemetery:

pigbaby:

I’m not very good at makeup (or hair) but these eye shadows are MAGICAL

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